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Saturday, 27 March 2010
Mama Ka Ghar Kitna Suhana Tha
Badi didi ki shadi ho gayi aur woh kal hi sasuraal chali gayi. Hum mama mami ke saath hi rehte the aur meri majhli didi Babli jo ki ab college mein thi mere kamre mein hi soti thi. Ab tak badi didi mama mami ke saath unke kamare mein soti thi. Raat mein sone ke samay mami humaare kamare mein aayee aur Babli se boli ki woh aaj
se unke saath soyegi. Humein koi ajeeb baat nahin lagaa par didi ke mama ke kamare mein jaane ke aadhe ghante baad hi maaloom hua ki woh gehri neend mein so gayi thi. Aksar hum raat der tak TV dekha karte par aaj Babli ke jaldi so jaane se main kuchh hairaan hua. Tabhi mami bhi aayee aur boli ki hum sone ja rahein hai aur mama mami unke kamare mein chale gaye. Main akele apne kamare mein soney ki koshish karne laga par neend nahin aa rahi thi. Phir achnak upar mama-mami ke kamare se mami ki hansne ki awaaz aayee. Kafi zor se hansi hogi kyon ki aam taur par unke kamare se bahar
aawaaz nahin jaati. Mainey socha ki pata nahin didi kyon itni jaldi so gayi. Aur mami ko itna zor se hanste huey mainey kabhi nahin suna tha. Pata nahin kyon mere mann mein aaya ki upar jaakar mama ke kamare mein dekha jaaye. Aur mein upar chala gaya. Upar pahunch kar dekha toh darwaza bund tha par ventilator se roshni aa
rahi thi. Ander se kafi ajeeb awaaze aa rahi thi. Main paas rakhi stool ko wahan rakh kar us par chadh ventilator mein se dekha toh mere hosh ud gaye. Ander didi mami ki bistar par ek dum behosh jaisi padi thi aur mami mama usey ghere huey the.
Mainey dekha mama didi ki chhati par jhuk kar uski naagi chuchiyon ko muh lagakar choos rahe the aur usi samay mami didi ki petticoat ko upar kar uski chaddhi uski pairon mein se kheech kar nikaal rahi thi. "Lo ji" mami boli "Dekho tumhari bhaanji Babli rani ab kitni badi ho gayi hai. Tum toh kehte the ki abhi bahut chhoti
hai. Iski boor dekho toh kitni phooli hui aur jhaat se dhaki hui hai, ekdum kissi jawaan chudail aurat ke jaisi. Tabhi toh apne jija se taangey failaa failaa kar chudwaa rahi thi us dopahar mein jab sab log mandir gaye the. Chalo aaj hi raat tum bhi iski
chudaayee shuru kar hi daalo." Mama ne didi ki chuchi par se muh
uthaya aur uski khuli hui jaangh ke beech kaale baalon se dhaki
uski choot ko dekha. Unki aankhein jaise aur chaudi ho gayi. Didi
ki boor par haanth ghumaate huey bole "Sachmuch Suman, isko dekh
kar toh mere muh mein paani aa raha hai. Mujhe pehle pata hota toh
iski jija se pehle main hi iska dhol baja deta. Saala bahut tej
niklaa." Mami boli "toh kya hua jaan. Tumne toh uski biwi ke saath
pehle hi kitni suhaagraatein mana chuke the. Chod chod kar uski
boor ka goofa bana chukey the uske shaadi ke pehle hi." "Tum bhi
toh uska rass pee peekar aur muta gayi. Bechaari ko humne na raat
mein chain lene diya aur na din mein." Mami hansi aur boli "Itni
fikar mat karo bichaari ki. Jis Shyamlal ke bete se uski shaadi
tumne karwayee hai, woh toh apne bete ko wapis dubai bhej dega aur
yahan apni bahu ke saath khud apni bistar garam karega. Kyon yehi
baat hui thi na tumhaare beech?" "Aur hum bhi toh usse milne jaaya
karenge" mama ne mami ko gaand par chikoti lekar kaha.
"Achha ab bus karo uski baat. Ab is chidiya ko pakatey hai aaj
raat se. Saali bahut masst ho gayi hai. Bahut mazaa degi humein.
Pehle humaara ji bhar jaaye tab isey hum apney clients ko
parosengey." Mami ne kaha aur apna kameez uthakar salwaar ki naadi
kholne lagi. Mainey dekha mama bhi lungi alag kar underwear
sarkaane lagey. Mama bilkul nangey ho gaye par mami ne kameez
pehne rakha. Par kameez ke neeche woh bhi ek dum nirwastra thi.
Phir dono ne milkar didi ki saree aur petticoat utaar di aur
blouse ko poora khol diya. Bra ko pehle hi mama chuchiyon ke upar
se sarkaa chuke the. Phir mami ne paas hi rakhi cream ki sheeshi
uthayee aur usmein se cream nikaal kar didi ke boor mein ungli se
lagaane lagi. Mama ne didi ka taang uthaaye rakha jisse mami ko
uski boor mein cream lagaane mein aasaani ho. "Abhi tight choot
hai. Mazaa aayegaa chodne mein" mami ne mama se kaha.
Phir mama didi ke pairon ke beech chadh kar uske upar jhuk gaye
aur ek haanth didi ke kandhe par rakh doosre haanth se apna khada
lund uski choot par lagaya aur uski cream lagi choot mein dhakka
de kar ghusaa diya. "Wah mazaa aa gaya jaan isko chod kar." mama
chilla kar bole." Aaj toh yeh behosh hai, kal jab ise hosh mein
chodenge tab aur mazaa aayega." mami boli aur mama didi ko poori
tarah dhak kar dhakke de de kar pelhne lagey. Mami poori chudaayee
ke dauraan didi ke angon ko chhoo aur daba rahi thi. Mama ka
chodna dheere dheere tej hota gaya aur phir mama ne ek zor ka
jhatka diya aur didi ki boor ki gehraayion mein apna rass udel
diya.
Thodi der didi ke upar padey rehne ke baad mama uskey badan par se
uthe tab mami ne unka lund haanth mein lekar poochha "kaisa lagi
meri chhoti bhaanji ki boor? Mazaa aaya ki nahin isko pelhney
mein?" Mama ne bhi mami ki kameez ke under haanth daal uski choot
ko sehlaate huey kaha "Mazaa toh bahut aaya meri jaan. Par tumhe
bhi bahut mazaa aayega. Ekdum fresh maal hai. Tum bhi chakh kar
dekho. Tumhare baad main ek round aur loonga."
Mami ne tab mama ka haanth apne kameez mein se nikaala aur didi ke
bagal mein jaakar baith gayi. Didi ke nangi gol gore stanon par
haanth pher kar unko dheere se dabaya phir haanthon ko sarkaa kar
uskey boor par le gayi. Khud didi ke upar jhuk kar uski chuchi ko
muh mein le choosne lagi. Kuchh der mein uthkar woh boli "aisey
mazaa nahin aata mujhe. Saali abhi toh behosh hai. Asli mazaa toh
tab aata hai jab ladki hosh mein ho aur ya toh virodh kare ya
cooperate karey."
Main wahan stool par khada yeh sab dekhta raha. Mere kuchh samajh
nahin aa raha tha ki kya karoon. Yeh mama mami dono milkar meri
behnon ki izzat se khel rahe the. Badi didi ke saath inki
kartooton ki baat sun kar mere mann mein jaisey aag lag rahi thi.
Aur toh aur meri badi didi sasuraal mein uskey buddhe sasur ki
haanthon ka khilauna banegi yeh jaan mera sir jaisey ghoomne laga.
Par saath hi ander ka yeh drishya delh mere badan mein ajeeb
uttejana bhi ho rahi thi. Mera lund bhi meri chaddhi mein khada ho
gaya tha. Waise abhi toh main kaafi chhota tha (sirf 13 saal) par
in sab baaton ki jaankaari mujhe mere yaar doston aur TV se ho
gayi thi. Aur humaare guardian mama mami hi the. Toh aakhir hum
unke khilaaf jyaada kya kar sakte the. Isi udhedbun mein main
wahan khada ander dekhta ra. Maine dekha mama phir se meri behosh
didi ko choomne chaatne lagey aur phir thodi der mein usko dobara
chodne lagey. Mama ki chudayee se didi ke stan bhi usi laiy mein
hil rahe the. Mami wahi bagal mein leti didi ki choot mein ghuste
nikalte mama ke lund ke neeche latakte huey gotey ko ungliyon se
sehlaa rahi thi. Dobara didi ke ander jhadne par mami hans kar
boli "Apni bhaanji ki choot mein hi do baar jhad chuke ho. Isko
pregnent karne ka irada hai kya?" "Nahin jaan. Kal hi isko pills
shuru kara do. Isko doctor ko bhi visit kara denge jisse koi
jhanjhat na ho." mama ne kaha. "Achha ab so jaao. Kal subah Chandu
(mera naam hai) ke school jaane ke baad jab yeh jagegi tab hum
iska asli training shuru karenge. Isko aisey nanga hi rehne do.
Subah uthegi tab khud samajh jaayegi iske saath raat mein kya hua
hai." Mama ne batti bujhaa di aur ander andhera ho gaya. Main bhi
stool se utar apne kamare mein wapis aa gaya. Apni khaat par soye
huey main yehi soch raha tha ki kya karoon. Mama se baat karney ki
himmat to thi nahin. Mainey faislaa kiya ki school se aaney ke
baad mami se baat karoonga aur poochoonga ki yeh sab isney kyon
kiya?" Mujhe ab bhi chain nahin tha. Baar baar upar donon aurton
ka nanga jism meri aankhon ke saamne ghoom raha tha. Na jaane kab
mujhe neend aa gayi.
Subah utha tab mama upar kamare mein hi so rahe the aur mami ne
bhi mujhe tayaar kar turant school bhej diya. Mujhe maloom tha
mere peechhe yeh dono didi ke saath kya karenge. Par laachaar ho
main school chala gaya. School mein bhi din bhar mera dhyaan kahin
nahin lag raha tha. Lekin ab gussa se jyada mujhe yaun sukh ki
chaah sataney lagi thi. Mera dhyaan apni padhayee ki jagah teacher
ki angon ki taraf jyada tha. Teachers ki saree ki ander unki yaun
angon ki kalpana kar mera badan ekdum jalne laga. Kissi tarah
shaam hui aur main ghar wapis aaya. Ghar aaney par turant hi didi
ko dhoondane laga par woh ghar mein nahin thi. Kitchen mein mami
khana pakane ki tayyari kar rahi thi. Mujhe dekha to boli "Babli
ko tumhare mama shaher dawakhana le gaye hai. Uski tabiyat kharab
thi. Raat wahin rk kar kal aayenge woh dono. Tum jaa kar bahar
khelo. Khana honey par tumhe bulaungi." Main samajh gaya ki mama
didi ko kyon shaher le gaye hain. Aur raat mein uske saath kya
hoga yeh soch mera gussa phir laut aaya. Mere muh se achanak hi
nikal gaya "Mujhe maloom hai uski kya tabiyat kharaab hai. Kal
mainey sab kuchh dekha . Main yeh sab..." achanak main chup ho
gaya ki main kya bol gaya. Mami ne ghoor kar meri taraf dekha.
Phir uski honthon par daraney wali muskurahat aa gayi. Mujhe ekdum
bhaari andaaj mein boli "Bass ab chup kar. Chandu tu upar mere
kamare mein jaakar baith. Main wahan aati hun. Wahin baat
karenge." Mami ka yeh andaaj dekh main darr gaya aur chup chaap
upar unki kamare mein jaa karpalang ke paas rakhi kursi par baith
gaya.
Kareeb aadhey ghantey intezaar ke baad mami upar aayee. Kamare
mein aakar mami mere saamne bed par baith gayi. Mujhe phir se
ghoorte huey boli "ab bol kya dekha tha tuney kal? Bol nahin toh
itna maroongi ki kuchh aur dekhna bhool jaayega." kehkar mami ne
paas hi rakhi mama ki ek belt utha li. Main ekdum darr gaya aur
kaampney laga. Mere paseeney chhoot gaye. Meri haalat dekh mami
shaant ho gayi aur muskuraa kar boli "achha nahin maroongi. Par
bataa ki tune kya dekha kal. Phir almaari ke paas jaakar ek bottle
aur do glass nikaal laayee. Donon glass mein bottle udel kar ek
mujhe thama kar boli "yeh brandy pi le. Phir tera kaampna bund ho
jaayega." Mainey muh lagakar brandy pi li. Achha nahin laga par
darr ke marey glass khali kar di. Mami ne bhi ek hi jhatke mein
apna glass khali kar diya. Phir woh uthkar mere paas aayee aur
mera haanth pakad kar mujhe kursi se uthaya. "Chal mere saath
palang par baith jaa aur phir bata ki yuney ky dekha." Main
chupchaap unke saath palang par chadh gaya. Mami ne palang ke
sirhaane takiya rakh uspar tek kar baith gayi aur mujhe bhi bagal
mein bithaa diya. Phir mere kandhe par haanth rakh kar boli
"Ghabara mat Chandu. Main teri mami hun aur tu toh mera ladla
bhaanja hai. Main tujhe bilkul nahin daantoongi. Ab theek se bata
tuney kal kya dekha." Main thoda haklaatey huey bola "Mainey kal
raat mein mama ko Babli didi ke saath kharaab kaam kartey dekha"
Mami thoda soch mein pad gayi aur phir hans kar poochha "kaisa
kharaab kaam? Zara theek se bataa na mujhe" Main phir himmat jutaa
kar bola "mama didi ko nanga karke usko chhoo rahe the." "Kahaan
chhoo rahe the chandu. Ghabara mat ek dum poori tarah se bata ki
kal kya kya hua." mami phir se boli aur haanth se mera sir
sehlaaney lagi. Mera darr thoda kum ho gaya aur mainey kaha "Mama
didi ko yahan aur yahan chhoo rahe the" mainey apni chhati aur
pant par haanth rakh kar kaha. "Aur aagey?" "Phir mama ne didi ke
upar so kar usko pelha." Meri baat sunkar mami zor se hansi. Kissi
tarah hansi rok kar usney mere kandhey ko daba kar poochha "Phir
se toh keh mama ne tere didi ke saath kya kiya?" "Main phir dheere
se bola "mama ne didi ko yahan pelha" Mami ne phir se muskuraakar
poochha "Pelha mutlub kya kiya. zara theek se samjhaakar bataa"
Mainey sharam se laal hiotey huey apna haanth se meri pant ki
taraf ishara kar ke kaha "Mama ne apna chhunnu didi ke chhunnu
mein dala tha." Mami ne jaise anjaan honey ka bhaav chehre par laa
kar apne haanth se apni naabhi ki aur ishaara kar ke poochha
"Didi ki chhunnu mein mutlub yahan? iske ander" Mainey dheere se
apna sir hilaa diya. "Aur tumhaari didi ne kuchh nahin kaha?" mami
ne phir se poochha. "Nahin woh toh so rahi thi" mainey kaha.
"Achha toh tumhaare mama ne tumhaari didi ko choda. Yahan choda.
Apne lund se tumhari didi ko usi boor mein choda " Mami ki muh se
aisi baat sunkar mujhe aur laaj aa rahi thi. Phir mami ne poochha
"aur main kahan thi chandu? Main kya kar rahi thi?" Mainey phir
sir neeche kar bola "Tum bhi toh thi yahan mama ke saath. Tumne
bhi toh didi ki bubbi par muh lagaakar choosa." Mami phir se
gambhir ho gayi. "Achha tune yeh bhi dekha." woh boli. "Haan"
mainey kaha.
Mami phir kuchh soch kar mujhe poochha "Achha chandu ab tum kya
karogey?" Mainey kuchh der chup rehkar bola "main gaon mein
nana-nani ko bataunga." Mami dheere se hansi aur phir boli "Chandu
tumhaare mama jo kal Babli ke saath kar rahey the tumhe lagta hai
woh ganda kaam tha?" Mainey mami ki taraf dekha. Mami muskuraakar
apna haanth meri pant par rakh diya aur poochha "Chandu tumhara
chhunnu yeh sab dekh kar khada hua tha na?" Mainey sir hilaya toh
mami ne haanth sarka kar pant par se meri chuunu pakad li aur boli
"chandu tera lund toh ab bhi khada hai. Maloom hai kyon?" Mainey
sir hilaakar na kaha tab woh hansi aur boli "Kyon ki terey is lund
ko bhi teri didi ki boor ko chodna hai. Bol chodega apni behan
ko?" Mianey phir se mami ko dekha toh uskey chehre par ab bhi
ajeeb si chamak thi. Ek haanth se woh pant par se mera lund masal
rahi thi. Mainey sir neeche kar ke kaha "nahin". Mami hansi aur
boli "Lekin tera lund toh kuchh aur hi keh raha hai. Yeh bhi tere
mama ki tarah teri behan ki garam boor chodne ko betaab hai. Tere
mama ne toh teri badi behan ko bhi choda hai. Usko bhi toh mama se
chudaai mein bahut mazaa aata hai. Bol toh kal raat mein hi
setting kar doon teri bhi. Bol chodegaa apni didi ko?" Mami ki
baaton aur mere lund par uski haanth ki harkaton se main ab ekdum
uttejit ho gaya tha. Mami ke dobara poochhne par mainey dheere se
sir hila diya. Mami zor se hansi aur boli "achha achha. Tu bhi kal
raat apni didi ki boor ka swaad le lena. Par pehle kabhi choda hai
kissi aurat ko?" Mainey kaha "Nahin" Mami ne phir poochha "Maloom
hai aurat ko kaise chodna hota hai?" Mainey phir se sir hila diya.
Mami boli toh phir kal kaise chodegaa babli ko?" Mainey mami ko
dekha toh woh boli "Mere se seekhega kaise aurat ko pelhtey hai?"
Main chup raha. "Bol main sikhaaun tujhe kaise chodna hota hai?
Chal jaakar kamare ka darwaza band kar aa. Aur apna shirt pant
utaar de." Kehkar mami ne mera lund chhod diya aur main uthkar
kamare ka darwaza bund kar aaya. Palang ke paas aakar mainey apna
shirt utaar diya par pant nahin khola. Ander mera lund waise hi
tent banakar khada tha. Mami ne mujhe apne paas bulaya aur kaha
"Seedhe khadey reh. Ab Teri pant main utaarti hun." Kehkar mami ne
meri pant ke button kholi aur zip neeche kar di. Mera lund ekdum
se khada kadak bahar nikal aayaa. Meri pant ghutnon ke paas chhod
kar mami ne mera lund pakad kar kaha "Chandu tera lund bhi toh
bahut masst hai re. Ekdum saliya jaisa kadak. Chal pant nikaal de
pairon mein se aur mere paas baith jaa." Main pant nikaal kar mami
ke paas baith gaya.
Mami ne takiya sirhaane rakha aur peeth ke bal palang par let
gayi. Let kar mujhe paas bulaya aur boli "chal ab kal jo tere mama
kar rahe the woh ab tu kar le." Mainey poochha "kya karoon mami?"
Woh hansi aur boli "buddhu, chodne ke liye mere kapde toh utarne
hoge na pehle. Mera kameez utha aur meri salwar ki naadi khol."
Mainey mami ki kameez ka kinara pakada aur uski pet par sarka
diya. Sarkaane mein mera haanth mami ki naram chuchi ko chhoo gaya
tab mainey turant haanth peechhe kheech liya. "Tu toh aise sharmaa
raha hai jaise suhaagraat mein koi dulhan sharmaati ho. Mera boor
chodne chala hai aur meri chuchi chhoone se bhi darta hai?" Kehkar
mami ne khud hi salwar ka naada khol apni jaanghon par se nikaal
diya. Mami ki gori moti jaangh dekh mera lund aur phadphadane
laga. Mainey ab haanth badhakar mami ki chaddhi par firaya toh
mami ne ek pal ke liye aankhein moond li. "Haan chandu. Aisey. Ab
meri chaddhi utar le aur dekh tujhe kya chodna hai aaj. " Mainey
mami ki chaddhi ko kamar se pakad kheecha toh uski phooli hui
baalon se dhaki choot mere saamne khul gayi. Mami turant uth
baithi aur apne haanth se chaddhi nikaal bahar feika aur aujhe
kheech kar apne upar sulaa diya. "Madharchod tujhe chodna main
sikhaati hun. Chal de apna lund yahan ... haan bussss.....haan
ghusaaaa ...... aurrrrr.....aaahhh ...... chod ab .... haaaaaan
..... aiseyyy" Main ab sachmuch apni mami ko chod raha tha. Mami
ne apna kameez kheech kar chuchi ko bhi mere liye khol diya aur
mera muh apni naram naram chuciyon par laga diya. Main ab mami ko
pelh raha tha aur saath hi uski chuchi ko bhi choos raha tha. Mami
ko pelhte pelhte main thodi hi der mein mami ke ander jhad gaya.
Mami thodi sustaa kar boli "Kyon chandu kaisa laga chod kar."
Mainey bhi dheere se hans diya. Mami ne phir kaha "Aaj raat bhar
tu mujhe chod. Kal se teri didi bhi chodne ko milegi. Ab kahega
nana nani se?" Mainey na mein sir hilaa diya
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